IS THAT DOG TEACHING A HUMAN PUPPY TO CRAWL
scarlett johansson + hair
this is like those do you love the color of the sky posts but better
things you don’t point out about people:
- body hair in places you’re not used to it being???
- fat rolls/curves
- how much/how little they’re eating
- how skinny they are/what bones they can see because of how skinny they are
- How fat they are.
- If they have crooked or misaligned teeth maybe even yellowed
- If they sweat a lot
don’t do it
never forget that australias first ever winter olympics gold was won because the guy was coming dead last and everyone in front of him fell over
the only reason he was in the final was bc the same thing happened in the semis
and the only reason he was in the semis was bc one of the guys that came ahead of him in the quarters was disqualified
i’m not sure if he’s the luckiest skater alive or a skater that has the power to curse other competitors.
i’ve been laughing non stop for the past like 10 minutes
"I had a crush on you in high school."
"The assignment is due tomorrow, not today."
"The assignment is due today, not tomorrow."
"Wait, before you get comfortable, can you-"
"Can I see your laptop for a minute?"
"i know you wanna go out tonight, but i need you to babysit"
when people try and steal your text post
Caught her ass
Extensive research has concluded that this indeed, is the greatest line in animated film history.